Rosalind stood meekly on the head teacher’s carpet as she had so often done before.
Miss Carver said sternly: “It’s a new term and you’re not in uniform. Your hair is a disgrace and you know make-up is not allowed. Whose class are you in?”
“Actually, I left four years ago. I’m here to teach third year English,” murmured Rosalind.
Mary Cook is a UK-based freelance writer and former newspaper reporter. Her articles, short stories and poems have appeared in numerous publications, both in print and online. For a number of years she was an overseas correspondent for the Tokyo-based Hiragana Times, as well as a spoof agony aunt for an adult newspaper. Her main writing interests are humor, horror, self-sufficient living, and the craft of writing. Her e-books, Top Tips to Enjoy Your Retirement and Top Tips to Please Your Partner are available at www.toptipsto.com.
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Quite so.
Nicely done!
Oh yes.
Nicely done
Mike
FUN!
Ha! I knew it was true. You can’t go back home.
LOL! Great way to start the week. Thanks, Mary.
Funny! I’ll bet she becomes the favorite teacher.
Funny, but also a nice way to introduce Rosalind as a character. It reminded me a little of an episode of “What Not To Wear” about a teacher who dresses like her students.
I had a teacher exactly like the appropriately-named Miss Carver. Well done!
Loved this. Made me laugh. Sounds about right in todays world.
Loved the quick twist.
Cheers
Mark
You’re kidding, right? This is just some idiot spamming the board and you’re going to clean it up any moment now, right EDF Staff?
What a sad display of no class, if so.
Actually, we’re tracking this down as we speak. This is someone’s kid sister.
Excellent! Knew we could rely upon you, Jordan.
Just wanted to see if I could get a fix on this person’s actual identity. I write code in my spare time and have some tools not available to the general public. Unfortunately they stopped posting before I could get a fix on their postion.
I know they were posting from a University in Renwick, Virginia, and they have an inactive myspace page, but I couldn’t get too much more, at the moment.