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Santa Claus...
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...is coming to town.
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Is he bringing me anything good?
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Wicked:
Someone who draws squirrels with spiked cudgels asks a question like that? It boggles the mind.
K.C.
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Ohhh ... What a world! What a world!
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Wicked and K.C.: I'm looking at your avatars, and thinking, "Spiders and witches, and you're asking me if Santa is bringing anything good to you??"
Of course he is!
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--THE THING (1982)
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Serialization of Nick's humorous fantasy Knight Terrors: The (Mis)Adventures of Smoke the Dragon, updated with new installments every three weeks
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Quote from: Nicholas on December 15, 2008, 02:47:04 PM
Wicked and K.C.: I'm looking at your avatars, and thinking, "Spiders and witches, and you're asking me if Santa is bringing anything good to you??"
Of course he is!
And he did!
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Did he find you on the world wide
Web
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--THE THING (1982)
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Santa brought me a plant!
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Robert Plant? (Badoom tsss!)
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Quote from: Nicholas on January 05, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
Did he find you on the world wide
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LOL
Even Santa knows better than to approach a spider on her web.
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yeah i will roll with robert plant
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Okay, M. Sherlock, the question now, nine months later: Is the plant still alive? If not, Santa might not bring you another one!
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That gave me my morning laugh. Thanks Nick.
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Thank you, thank you--I'll be here all week.
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