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March’s Table of Contents

editorial by Camille Gooderham Campbell

From the Editors

So, did you notice anything different this past month? Yes, podcasts are back! We’re delighted to have Podcast Manager Alexander Jones working with us (check out his photo and bio on the staff page), and he’s doing an awesome job bringing you the fine weekly podcasts you’ve come to expect from EDF.

For Readers

International Women’s Day is March 8th. On that day, we’ll be featuring Denise Beck-Clark‘s story “Fender Bender”.

Since we’re graced with a Friday the 13th for the second month in a row, it’s only fitting to offer you a story about luck — “As Luck Would Have It” by Todd Thorne.

Sadly, we did not receive any pie stories for Pi Day, but we hope you’ll remember to eat some on March 14th anyway.

For St. Patrick’s Day, we have “The Don of the Dance” by Karl MacDermott. We hope you enjoy this story of lies, Mafiosi, and an Irish dancing teacher.

For Writers

We still need some April stories — April Fools’ Day, Easter, Passover, US Earth Day, Administrative Professionals’ Day — so get those in to us by March 27th, please.

We’re also looking to fill some positions (editorial and interviewing) at Flash Fiction Chronicles; look for a post with more details coming up soon.

But for now, here’s what we’re bringing you this month:

March’s Table of Contents

Mar 1 Olivia Berrier The World as Seen by Angels
Mar 2 Joy Right Angle
Mar 3 Colin Garrow Collecting for Evie
Mar 4 Heather Morris The Hair Club for Fairytale Princesses
Mar 5 Sarah Rachel Egelman From the Canyon
Mar 6 C.J. Harrington Why Did She Go Back
Mar 7 Benjamin Sixsmith Between the Lines
Mar 8 Denise Beck-Clark Fender Bender
Mar 9 Carie Juettner The Wish
Mar 10 Frances Howard-Snyder Late for Lunch
Mar 11 Peter Wood You’re Not the Boss of Me
Mar 12 Alison Cooper Pink Monkey
Mar 13 Todd Thorne As Luck Would Have It
Mar 14 David R. Gilbert Chained
Mar 15 Kendall Furlong She Rounded the Corner Incautiously
Mar 16 Benjamin Langley Ginormous
Mar 17 Karl MacDermott The Don of The Dance
Mar 18 Rachel W. The Little Wooden Box
Mar 19 Jeremiah Wolf Eraser
Mar 20 Lee Budar-Danoff Pioneer Possessions
Mar 21 Melon Wedick Mirror in the Bathroom
Mar 22 Michael Seese The Saving Breath
Mar 23 Denice Penrose Shopping for Men
Mar 24 Robert J. Santa One Twenty-Eight to Manhattan
Mar 25 R. Y. Brockway They Keep Dogs
Mar 26 Stephen V. Ramey The Tutor
Mar 27 Jeff Switt The Refrigerator
Mar 28 J.L. Torres Con Sorda
Mar 29 Kelly Ospina Climbing the Corporate Ladder
Mar 30 Cathy S. Ulrich The Fattest Dog in the World
Mar 31 Jamie McKittrick Bite
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Posted on March 1, 2015 in Table of Contents
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They started with our children. A shrewd move on their part. Many parents were glad when their child walked calmly into the centre of the flock, rather than chasing, limbs flailing. Some were perturbed that their little livewire now crouched and cooed gently rather than aiming kicks at moth-eaten tail feathers, but no-one suspected anything. It’s not as if mothers and fathers compare their children’s pigeon-kicking activities at the school gates.

When they targeted the elderly, the authorities assumed an environmental cause. Some long-dormant contaminant prompting unprecedented levels of dementia amongst our ageing population. Why should they even consider that the hordes of pensioners smuggling spotted dick out to the care home gardens were doing so at our feathered foes’ behest?

By the time pest control technicians started turning up dead, it was already too late. The first body turned up on the roof of the council house, surrounded by empty traps, skin purpling from ingesting his own poison. Suicide, they said. Nothing suspicious. Then another turned up on the multi-storey car park, another atop the university clock-tower, more on the roofs of supermarkets, shops and private residences.

We do not know whether their mind-control abilities are an evolutionary anomaly, or a man-made experiment gone awry. But if someone did this, if someone created this hell intentionally, we can only hope that they too now suffer in the pigeons’ employ, spending their days removing spikes from roosting spots until their hands are bloody and raw.

Lynda Clark writes strange sci-fi, fantasy and horror. Two of her stories have received Honourable Mentions in the Writers of the Future Contest. She can be found on Twitter complaining about video games and television as @Notagoth.

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Posted on February 28, 2015 in Horror, Stories
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LAVA FISH • by Michael T Schaper

James pulls himself up, out of the heat and over the rock, and removes his fire suit. “I’ll be damned,” he says, slowly, repeatedly.

“This surprises you?” Antonio asks. Around him small clouds of sulphur, hot and wispy, float past. The stink is terrible.

“I guess it does,” says James. He looks back down into the pit he’s just climbed out of.

Antonio shrugs his shoulder, a typical gesture for so many Italians, as if to ask, what did you expect? Instead, he maintains a respectful silence. Senior academics, he long ago learnt, don’t like to be corrected directly. Especially not those who edit the journals in which one has to ultimately seek publication, and on which your own  career depends.

Slowly, respectfully, he says, “It’s just a predictable process of evolution, I guess.” He gestures down into the crater below. “But I have a feeling: please don’t stand so close to the big pools, the deep ones.”

The Englishman looks down at the lava flow again. This is not a sudden, explosive rupture; rather a quiet, fiery seeping wound from the side of the mountain. “Did I really see what, you know… I thought I did?” he asks his colleague.

The Italian nods. “Shouldn’t surprise you, really. Didn’t we always know about … scusi, how do you say in Inglese? – extreme-ohs.”

“Extremophiles,” James corrects him. “Bacterium and other little critters in places we once thought life couldn’t exist. Radioactive sites. Toxic chemical environments. Volcanic vents. But still … ” he trails off in confusion. Sometimes an Oxbridge education will get you only so far.

The earth trembles briefly once more, a gentle nudge from below. Another small rivulet of lava breaks through the ground, this time just near their feet. Protected in their high-insulation outfits, they’re not worried that it might hurt them. Antonio turns and squints at the lava flow, gestures James over.

For a second time, James can see the small figures in the oozing red. Slivers of life, against the odds. He watches as first one, then another, and finally a whole swarm of the little black fingerlings move through the lava. Like a school of fish, they travel in a tight pack, dozens of them, stopping abruptly to nibble at some of those bacterium, turning suddenly to swim briefly back upstream for a while, then returning and milling around.

“Now you know what I wanted to show you,” says Antonio, “and why you wouldn’t believe my paper if you hadn’t seen it yourself.”

James nods. “First you get the little pieces of life, like bacteria. And eventually something emerges that feeds on it.”

Antonio nods his head. “Exactly. It is a predictable process of evolution, is it not?”

He continues. “For many years I hear these stories, from the people of these islands, but don’t believe them. And then I see for myself, and I begin to research this, describe it.”

And of course, reflects Antonio, there would be no better place, no more symbolically significant one, than here. He’s standing looking out onto the Aeolian islands, on the rim of the so-called gran cratere of Vulcano, the very first of all volcanoes, the one from which all others are named, as it has come back to life.

The side of the mountain shakes again, and more lava rivulets begin to open up around them. Now that he knows what he’s looking for, James realises that almost all of them are teeming with their own lava fish. What a publication this will make, he realises. Something to secure both of their careers, forever.

He wanders a little further along the flank of the mountain, finds another, much larger, deeper magma pool. At the surface, he can now see hundreds of these critters, swimming together in a tight, massive bait ball.

“Come, we should go,” says Antonio. “And I really don’t think you should stand over the big lava pools.”

James doesn’t hear him. He’s still standing there, gazing at the swirling school of lava fish, thinking of their discovery, when a much bigger darker shape emerges. It circles for the briefest of moments, as if sizing up its opportunities, then leaps up out of the lava and pulls him in. There’s no time for James to cry out, just a splash.

Antonio watches as the lava shark prowls briefly through the molten red liquid with its victim, then swims off, back into the boiling underground heart of Vulcano.

He sighs. James should have seen that bigger predator coming. After all, it too is just a part of the predictable process of evolution.

Michael T Schaper is currently based in Australia’s “bush capital,” Canberra, where he spends a lot of time fruitlessly looking for some surf. He is also an adjunct professor with Curtin University of Technology in Western Australia, and a keen reader of flash fiction in all its many forms.

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My genius guidance counselor messed up my schedule leaving me two credits short for graduation. Thornhill’s journalism course is my only choice, so I take it, but I’m pissed. I don’t like news, or writing, or Thornhill.

Second class, Thornhill says, “Listen-up. Veterans’ Day is November 11th  and…” The rest of his words are a lot of blah-blah about the power of story. Who cares? And where the hell do you ‘get’ a live World War II veteran to interview anyway? I want to strangle my frickin’ guidance counselor.

That evening, Dad says, “V.F.W. post has live veterans. Your grandfather is a member. He can introduce you to some of the old guys.”

“Old guys? You mean mummies.”

“Stop whining. Call your grandfather.”

I want to snap back but I need some cash for the weekend so I pull out my phone instead.  A quick conversation and I’m set with Gramps.

For lawn decoration, V.F.W. Post 417 has a tank, and a weird wooden soldier that looks like a life-sized Ewok in uniform.

“What’s with that soldier statue?” I ask.

“Charlie Jay, the chainsaw artist, made it.  Thing was supposed to be a bear cub on its hind legs. The saw slipped. Sorta looks like a one of them troll dolls in uniform, huh?  Charlie donated it.  Can’t say no to a chainsaw guy.”

“Ohhh-kaaay,” I mutter, as we cross the parking lot.

Inside the building, Gramps hustles me over to a small booth.  Sitting alone is one mummy-looking guy—with buzzed-cut white hair—staring at a Pabst Blue Ribbon can and a bowl of pretzels.  Introductions are made then my grandfather heads for the bar. I slide in opposite Fred Logan, and put my recorder on the table between us.

“Thanks, Mr. Logan, it’s great…” I start, but he interrupts. “Look, Jerry, there’s one word for war,” he says, then holds up his fingers in air quotes, “stupid.” He pauses, then says, “I mean, Christ, today, the Krauts and Japs are our friends. Stupid. Call me Frank. I’m talking to you because your grandfather’s a class act.”

“Uh…it’s Jordan, not Jerry.  Okay…stupid…got it. I just need one war story, that’s it,”  I say turning on the recorder

Frank studies me.  I study Frank.  “How old are you?” he asks.

“Almost eighteen, why?”

“What do you know about World War II?”

“Not much. History isn’t my thing.”

“Yeah, not mine, either, until I landed in it.  Turned eighteen in London right before D-Day. Celebrated at a pub with my pal, Brownie. We called him that ‘cause he was small like one of them little people in fairy tales. Built good, just not much of him. Anyway, it turns out the Brits don’t like us much. Thought Americans were, you know, upstarts.”

“Really? I heard we were allies.”

Frank leans into the table. “Listen, smart guy, history books leave stuff out. They hated us ‘cause all the English tootsies fell for Yanks.” He sticks a finger in the pretzels and pushes them around. “Anyway,” he says, “at the pub it’s all friendly on the surface but tense underneath. Too many cocky, boozed-up guys all nervous, and mouthy.

“Brownie was sweet-talking  a waitress when some Brit bumps his shoulder and says, ‘S’cuse me, Yank, didn’t see ya’ down there.’  I think, Christ, we’re cooked. Brownie is Irish, see, despises Brits on principle. Always called ‘em ‘Limey’ whenever he could. Brit makes a crack about his size, look out.

“So, Brownie hollers, ‘Hey, you Limey asshole,’ and kicks the guy in the shin. ‘Better down here, now,’  he says. Place is dead silent…then, wham. His majesty’s finest grabs Brownie and off to the races. Whole joint squares off. Fists fly. Waitresses scream.  It’s a goddamn free-for-all. I’m  thinking, shit, I’m gonna die in a stinking bar on my way to the war. When Brownie goes down, I head for the exit.”

“You left Brownie? That’s cold,” I say, and lean away from the table.

“Naw, I didn’t leave him. ‘Brownie went down’ means he dropped to the floor and crawled under the flying bodies.  I followed him.  We got to the door then ran like racehorses  just as the MPs arrived. Weren’t no heroes but we sure got laughs telling the tale.”

I’m thinking, holy shit, just my dumb luck. Need a war story, get a bar brawl. So I say, “Uh, Frank? My grandfather said you were in some big battle and got a medal.”

“Oh, yea, almost forgot.”  He leans back, and pulls a small leather case out of his pants’ pocket.

Opening the lid, Frank puts the box on the table.  I pick it up.  On white satin sits a  bronze cross with an eagle in the center and the words, ‘For Valor’ engraved on a tiny scroll.

“Wow,” I say. “Sweet.”

“Distinguished Service Cross. Killed a lot of  Krauts at a village called Bastogne. More of them than us. What a mess. Kiddo, just remember, no matter what side you’re on, being a combat hero is all about getting your ass out in one piece, even it means killing everything in sight. It’s the Brownie story that matters.”

“I don’t get it.”

“Listen, in war, somebody fires at you, you fire back. I had a machine gun. No valor, just reaction. Getting out of a bar brawl in one piece without hurting anyone because you stick by a mouthy, bonehead friend who likes to fight — well, that’s valor. Think about it.”

Frank eats a pretzel, gulps his beer, and slides out of the booth. We’re done. I hand back the medal and stick the recorder in my pocket. Collecting my grandfather from the bar,  we head out. Once in the car, I start texting.

“Kids,” Gramps mutters, “not even a hero beats technology.”

“Breaking a date,” I say, without looking up, “and she’s gorgeous.”  Glancing at him, I wink, then add, “Thought tonight, I’d interview you about ‘Nam. Did I ever tell you about Thornhill?”

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Posted on February 26, 2015 in Literary, Stories
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IN HIS OWN IMAGE • by Steve Haddon

“Daddy’s busy, Calum.”

“I drew a picture.” Calum slid the paper across the table.

Don tore his gaze from the laptop. A scraggly line formed a kind of—what? A mountain? What was that green thing?

“Very good.” This quarter’s numbers didn’t look right. Maybe the previous—

“Will it go on the fridge?” Calum gazed at him in earnest suspense.

“Yes, of course.” Just a rounding error? But—

“Calum!” Jeannie called from the living room. Calum ran off.

Don rested his head in his hands. Jeffries hated him already. These numbers could be cause for dismissal. Hopefully a revelation would strike soon. Before tomorrow’s meeting.

He reached for his glass of wine. It toppled and rolled.


The red liquid slicked over the table. He pulled the laptop clear, dashed to the counter for paper towels, and laid down an absorbent landscape over the spill.

Calum’s picture— His heart sank. He fished it out. A pink fog now mired the mysterious subject.

Don imagined his son racing downstairs in the morning to see his art on display. The crushing disappointment.

A previous picture had torn on the journey home from school. Calum had howled all evening.


He read Calum a story, kissed him goodnight, and promised Jeannie he wouldn’t stay up late.

He tried to work in the kitchen. The fridge hummed. The drawing lurked on a radiator, out of sight. But Calum kept visiting his thoughts, wandering up and down the grid, fiddling with the formulae, asking, Where’s my picture?

Don pushed the laptop aside.


The picture had dried to a pink, rippled crispness. The ink had bled.

Don found paper and felt-tip pens among Jeannie’s art supplies. He laid the drawing and a blank sheet side by side. The original had a single wandering line that could be a person or a hill or anything. And a green blob that might be a blocky house.

He swept a meandering curve on the blank sheet. Comparing the two, his line was adult, boring. With the green pen he sketched and filled the house-like shape. The final product irritated him, like a self-conscious diary entry. He crumpled it.

The next attempt was even worse. Hesitation dotted his lines. The house looked like a doodle. A second crumpled ball joined the first.

For the third, he swept and wiggled the pen without thinking; scrawled the house and dashed off the fill. This one lacked artifice. But it was still empty. Calum’s work could be man or  mountain, for heaven’s sake. His own line—nothing.

Don rubbed his eyes. Lines wiggled everywhere.

He photographed Calum’s drawing and tried to remove the red using an image editor. The results were horrendous. He wrote on a discussion forum: I ruined my son’s drawing, help!

Dark wood pressed against his cheek. Don lifted his head. Had he been asleep? On the laptop, the post waited, unsent. He deleted it.

He laid some thin paper on the drawing and traced Calum’s line. His hand jerked suddenly, and the pen poked through both layers of paper. He swept everything off the table in a rage.

After a few seconds, he picked up the drawing. It swam in front of his tired eyes. The line went up a little, then curved, then…

There was something familiar about that line. He went to his spreadsheet. A few clicks later, a line chart appeared, that went up, and curved, and—

Calum had drawn the budget?

Another sheet had a breakdown of costs by category. Four bars, green. Kind of looked like a house.

Where would Calum have seen this? He clicked on the third sheet. Beneath the numbers, red wine spread across the page, and a hole poked through—

He jerked upright. A dream. His heart thumped. No sleeping, not now. He grabbed the laptop. Okay. The drawing didn’t exactly match the chart. There was a big dip in Calum’s line where his was straight. And one of the bars on his chart was too tall to make the house shape. It was just a coincidence.

He retrieved the tracing paper from the floor and lightly traced the rest of the line and the green blob. He drew over the lines on the blank paper, leaving an imprint, and then inked the imprint. The line flowed clean and natural, from base to peak to base again. The mountain, or man. He took the green pen and followed the outline and fill of the blob.

He held the copy at arm’s length.

No Calum, but… pretty good.

He slumped in relief.

A few minutes later, a sunshine magnet clamped the imitation to the fridge door, and Don stumbled to bed.


When he entered the kitchen the next morning, Calum and Jeannie were already there. Calum was eating yogurt in the least efficient way possible.

“Did you see your picture?” Don asked.

Calum nodded, but stayed focused on the yogurt. Don hadn’t expected rapture, but this was disappointing.

“You were up late,” Jeannie said, handing him a coffee. “Did you solve the budget thing?”

He sighed and dragged the laptop closer.

Jeannie leaned in for a kiss. “I’m taking him to school. Have a nice day.”

“You too.”

Calum stopped by the fridge, staring at his picture. “It’s not right.”

Jeannie took his hand. Calum followed her, glancing back to the picture as they left.

“It’s not right.”

Don hunched over the screen. Great. Not only was he going to get fired, and probably lose the house too, but he’d let his son down.

Calum’s picture flickered in his mind, overlaying the chart.

Wait—wait. There it was.

A negative when there should be a positive.

Don made a change, clicked, and the charts redrew. Much better. The line had a nice dip. And the cost breakdown looked sort of like…

A house.

He looked up at the picture on the fridge.

The solution had been there the whole time.

Waiting for him to see it.

Steve Haddon writes stories when he’s not writing code, has a passion for history but no memory, and enjoys playing the guitar badly. He lives in Edinburgh, Scotland.

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